Kriechpest Beauty Farm
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Tips'N Tricks

• salami mask

Effect: healthy skin; big breasts; +2W6 karma
How to do it:

take 2 round pieces of dead meat (salami) take off your glasses, if you wear some. put the slices on your eyes voila: there you are

• blow job

Effect: bowel ventilation (darmentlueftung)
How to do it:
1. take your favourite fan and remove the safety cover
2. switch it ON!!
3. place your ass in front of yar fan and enjoy the feelings
4. now you got some well ventilated bowels




• sumo technique

Effect: strengthening your testicles (eierlauf); extreme hornyness
How to do it:
1. no comment. just look at it.



• telephone massage

Effect: none at all
How to do it:
1. take a telephone.
2. pick up da receiver.
3. rub it all over your body.